socialjusticekoolaid:

New Protest MVP Candidate! Get it girl! #staywoke #farfromover #thefutureisbright

elvenkingthrandy:

thecumbercookieaboveallothers:

mindtriggers:

THIS WILL BE SUCH A LONG MARATHON AND I AM SO READY

That’s prob about 12 hours

extended lotr alone is 11 hours and 22 minutes.

renfamous:

British Kitchen Nightmares: “The risotto is overcooked and your restaurant needs new lighting.”

American Kitchen Nightmares: “YOUR STAFF DOES DRUGS ON THE CLOCK, YOUR FAMILY THINKS YOU’RE AN ASSHOLE AND THERE’S A LIVE RAT IN MY FOOD.”

nyassamufasa:

Still relevant

(Source: 2000ish)

wonnderr-lusttt:

looow-tus:

undftdaniel:

defend-sissy-boy-emo:

jadelyn:

holypuckingcow:

abbysetcetera:

Adulthood doesn’t mean you stop drinking juice pouches and eating fruit snacks. It means buying your own. 

and mixing them with vodka

At 3 in the morning while marathoning your favorite show because nobody can tell you to go to bed.

And then regretting your decisions the next morning.

Because you have to work.

and make more money to buy fruit snacks and juice pouches.

and vodka

(Source: asexualarmin)

"This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have."

In 1944 a children’s book club sent a volume about penguins to a 10-year-old girl, enclosing a card seeking her opinion.

She wrote, “This book gives me more information about penguins than I care to have.”

American diplomat Hugh Gibson called it the finest piece of literary criticism he had ever read.

(via siftingflour)

(Source: futilitycloset.com)

  • (I put on Kung Fu Panda 2. my sister and I have seen it sev. times, but it is my youngest sister's bf's first watchthrough.)
  • Po: [[flashback sequence ending in massacre and grief]]
  • me: "…"
  • my sister: "…"
  • the dude: *whispering* "That's some rough shit right there, homie."
  • me & my sister: *cackle mercilessly*
  • the dude: "IT'S ROUGH SHIT"
  • the dude: "oh god I'm gonna cry"
  • the dude: "FUCKIN. TEARS ARE COMING."
  • me: "…"
  • my sister: "…"
  • the dude: *prolonged sniffling*
  • me: "…we cool? you straight?"
  • the dude: "YEAH. I'M GOOD. I HELD IT DOWN."